What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

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What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..

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Why did a physician go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

Why is the white guy the scariest guy in prison?

You know he's guilty.

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What is a toilet in Ancient Mexico?

Aztec.

What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.

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Why does toilet paper need a commercial?

Who is not buying this

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom