What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.

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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?

Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.

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Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

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How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.

How long does it take for a black woman to take the trash out?

9 months

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What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.