What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.

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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

What did they find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

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What do you call a poo which still remains after flushing?

An - nflushable loating bject

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

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What do you call a black woman who's had 4 abortions?

A crime fighter.

Why does Beyonce sing, "To the left, to the left!"?

Because black women have no rights.

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What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.