How can you tell when a Canadian is successful?

He dies in his LA home at 82.

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How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb?

When this gets 500 upvotes, I'll tell you the answer.

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How did Mace die?

Through the Windu.

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

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What is Canadian graffiti like?

Canadian graffiti be like, F WORD (sorry)

What do you call a canadian enchilada?

A centimeter-alada

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How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

Who takes the best selfies in LA?

I need someone good to do mine.

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How can you tell when a Canadian is successful?

He dies in his LA home at 82.

Which number confuses people?

82