How can you tell when a Canadian is successful?

He dies in his LA home at 82.

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What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

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Tell her a joke at Christmas

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It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(

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Well I'll be damned!

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How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

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Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"

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Jack-u-la !

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Which number confuses people?

82

How can you tell when a Canadian is successful?

He dies in his LA home at 82.