How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?

Tell her a joke at Christmas

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How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

How can you tell if a post on r/Jokes is unoriginal?

It makes the front page.

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Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What's musical and useful at the grocery store?

A Chopin Liszt Note: taken from one of those horrible "Joke of the Day" desk calendars. It took almost 12 months to get something clever.

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

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How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?

One. After that the basket won't be empty.

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love easter, baby." (OC)

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How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?

Tell her a joke at Christmas

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!