How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?

Tell her a joke at Christmas

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Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

How does Harry Houdini tell people to steal stuff?

Straight jack it.

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Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

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What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

Whats a joke so bad its funny?

I just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones

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What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

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Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times?

A: Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!