How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

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How can you tell if a girl is under 18?

Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.

How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

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What do you call Dracula's retarded cousin?

Countdown This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago ... Thought it was worth a share.

I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...

...but you might not get it.

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Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week?

Because Wednesday is hump day.

What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

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What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

They go on peck-nics !

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

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How many times does a blonde laugh at a joke?

Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!