What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

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Why don't you get married?

Me: I've never been that hungry.

Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey.

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Why was Wycleff Jean on L&O this week?

He only promised to be gone until November

Why is Friday the best day of the week?

Its the 5/7 day of the week

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Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

A statistician.

Why is Friday the best day of the week?

Its the 5/7 day of the week

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How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...