What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

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What do you call a man who marries an old ugly and poor woman?

A: Desperate!

What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, "When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?

SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!

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What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

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Who was the most active of the chinese khanes?

Ginseng khan I am in a silly mood. Have a good day

Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

A statistician.

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What is Mr. T's nickname for Wednesday?

A: Chump day.

Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week?

Because Wednesday is hump day.