Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.

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What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

Where did you marry?

HIM: Maui ME: Oh, sowwy! Where did you mawwy her

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Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

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What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.