Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.

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Why did the moon marry the sun?

Because the sun is hott.

Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet! I'll show myself out.

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Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

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What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp