Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.

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What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married?

Fiancee

What was Boaz like before he got married?

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Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

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What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.