Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

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What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

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What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

How do you know your S&amp?

M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.

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Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.