Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

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What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE

Why do we all marry?

because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

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Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

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Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

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Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe."