Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

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Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope :D

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What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.

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What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

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Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe."