Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

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Why can't Stevie Wonder see his mates?

Because he's married.

Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

oc Because he cantaloupe.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe."

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Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

Why was the baby Honeydew sad?

Because it was Meloncholic