Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

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What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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What's Queen Elsa's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.

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Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

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What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

Why was the baby Honeydew sad?

Because it was Meloncholic