What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE

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How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

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What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit?

cantelope

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