What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE

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Why did the two boa constrictors get married ?

Because they had a crush on each other !sna

What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

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What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE

What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit?

cantelope