What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE

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Why do clumsy people get married?

They fall in love.

Why don't tennis players ever get married?

Because love means nothing to them.

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What fruit makes you confused?

Papayas See, you're confused right?

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit?

cantelope

What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope?

A cantelope.