What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

Smoked Muenster.

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What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

mourning wood

What does a tornado and a red-neck divorce have in common?

Either way someone's going to lose a trailer.

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Where does the brown sugar go to watch a movie?

The Cinemon.

Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.

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What type of cheese is made backwards?

Edam

What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

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What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

What kind of cancer always stands by the government?

Pro-state cancer.