What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

mourning wood

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Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

because Sam sung better than him

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

Why do they call wood carving "whittling"?

Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.

How does a crazy person travel through the woods?

They take the psychopath.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What does its job only after its been fired?

A bullet.

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What is the difference between a feminist studies major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

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What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

What was the allergic 2"X4"'s terrifying hallucination?

He sawdust.