What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

mourning wood

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What is the most inappropriate thing to say to someone who just lost their job?

You had one job.

Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What do you call a Sith Lord who lives in the woods?

Darth Deciduous

What do you call the only wood that doesn't float?

Natalie.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

Why did the worker on the egg farm get fired from his job?

Because he had a crack addiction.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why can't the Muslim crossdresser feed his family?

He lost hijab.

What do you call a family of 8 rabbits?

One rabbyte

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What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

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What was the allergic 2"X4"'s terrifying hallucination?

He sawdust.

What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.