What do you call an ant that's walking in perfect form?

An informant

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Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

What has 50 legs but cant walk ?

Half a centipede !

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant...

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What do you call an ant that's walking in perfect form?

An informant

Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?

He was snowed-in.