Why are all ants British?

Because they colonize.

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What does the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt Courtesy of my little cousin.

Why was the baby ant so confused?

Because all of his uncles were ants!

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What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.

What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.