Why are all ants British?

Because they colonize.

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Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

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How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

What do you call a black prince?

A british tank you racist.