What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

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How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

What would my hippie side be doing right now?

I already know that

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Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

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What happens when Keemstar and Ricegum have a baby?

He's born with Diss-lexia

What did the flower couple call their two babies?

Poli, Nate

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Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

What do you call an ant who can't play the piano ?

Discordant !

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What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

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How long does it take for mods to remove a post?

removed

What do you call a black guy at college?

A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist.

Infant Jokes More Infant Jokes

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

Big Ant Jokes More Big Ant Jokes

What is the biggest ant in the world ?

An elephant !

What's the biggest ant in the world?

Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt

Merchant Jokes More Merchant Jokes

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

What do you call a man who sells clockwork toys?

A Wind-up Merchant.