Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

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How did the fish's tail get stuck in the anchor chain?

It was just a fluke!

What do you call a Robert on a stick?

A keBob!

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What's all this talk about Reddit's servers being down?

Guess I can't see what everyone else sees.

What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Where do ants keep their armies?

in their sleevies

What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?

Ant-elopers.

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Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!