Eh?
For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History
Fangsgiving Day.
Because it doesn't have any hands.
On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.
Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb
Say "hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"
