What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a teenager and a radioactive element?

Radioactive elements last longer.

What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper?

What " "You aren't coming to my house"

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What's the difference between South Korean BBQ and American BBQ?

South Korean BBQ has more Seoul

Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends?

because they can't protect their towers

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When is the only time you're not American?

When European.

What room is it?

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?

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What's got six legs and can fly long distances ?

Three swallows !

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.