What vegetable is a bug most afraid of?

Stephen Hawking

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What do you call Stephen Hawking before he got motor neuron disease?

Stephen Walkin

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.

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Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

Why is Stephen Hawking successful?

He can't run away from his responsibilities.

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What's the difference between squash and zucchini?

You can't zucchini bugs! A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.

What kind of bug do you find on a long car ride?

An I-shoulda-pede.