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He can't run away from his responsibilities.
tamagotchi
F5.
Neither of them has anything going on below the waist.
But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?
Nothing.
His shoulder.
Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again
Stephen Hawking's personal gym.
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Stephen Hawking
An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.
Stephen Walkin
He writes scary stories.
He never changes his position.
Cause he can't do stand-up.
Stephen Hawking's
Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
He knows a lot about black holes
Stephen Talking.
Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool
Because he's white.
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.
Parkinson's
Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)
Stephen Hawking - unplugged
His left shoulder
Stephen Hawking after a housefire.
Sir, that's Stephen Hawking."
They're usually the elephant in the room
None, they just beat the room for being black
I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."
A spider!
To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.
Crossfit.
A condescending con descending.
He thinks one step ahead
Piece of cake.
No R-E-S-P-E-C-T.
an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke
A screensaver.
PC Plod.
Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.
