Why is Stephen Hawking successful?

He can't run away from his responsibilities.

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What's black and is on top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a housefire.

What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady?

But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?

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What do you call a snobby thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What's so ironic about disabled toilets?

They're big enough to run around in.

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Why do chinesse make such terrible Estate agents?

Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.

Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stpehen hawking after a house fire.