Why is Stephen Hawking successful?

He can't run away from his responsibilities.

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Why is Stephen Hawking successful?

He can't run away from his responsibilities.

What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

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What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

Why did the French milkman have to hurry?

He was running lait

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What vegetable is a bug most afraid of?

Stephen Hawking

What's black and is on top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a housefire.