Why did the French milkman have to hurry?

He was running lait

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What does a French beaver call her home?

Madame

Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

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Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

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What's a man in a hurry like to drink?

man-go juice!

Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.