Why did the French milkman have to hurry?

He was running lait

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French Jokes More French Jokes

What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

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Why should you never run behind a bus?

You will get exhausted.

What is the worst about having alzheimer's and dierrhea?

You're running but don't know where to.

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What did the doctor say to the short guy in a hurry?

You're going to have to be a little patient.

What does caravans and women underwear have in common?

Both are in the way if you are in a hurry