Why did the French milkman have to hurry?

He was running lait

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French Jokes More French Jokes

How do you reject a French girl?

Just say neaux.

What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners ?

Mercy !

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

because he is a Boxer

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

Hurry Jokes More Hurry Jokes

What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

What's a man in a hurry like to drink?

man-go juice!