What can you do with a dog that has no legs?

Take him on a drag! What do you call said dog Doesn't matter... he's not coming anyway.

Previous Random Joke Next

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

What do you call a robot dressed in drag?

A transition metal.

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.