What's the difference between a Mexican joke and a black joke?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal

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What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.

Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

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Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal the green cards.

What do you call a violent, racist organization of confused Mexicans?

The quequeque

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What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

Where all my mustang drivers at?????

Last I heard, they're all headed to Portland

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan

What's the most important part of making a Mexican joke ?

Making sure that no Juan hears you.

Jamal Jokes More Jamal Jokes

What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

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What's the difference between a Mexican joke and a black joke?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal

How does every black joke start?

By looking over your shoulder!

Mexican Joke Jokes More Mexican Joke Jokes

What's the difference between a black joke and Mexican joke?

Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!