What's the most important part of making a Mexican joke ?

Making sure that no Juan hears you.

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What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

What's the difference between Jesus and a Mexican?

Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...

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What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

Why can't your children be like my office voice mail?

Seen but not heard

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What do you call a Mexican who acts like a white person?

A Juan-a-be

What does he say at baptism?

Another Juan

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Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same?

Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

What do Mexican jokes have in common with black jokes?

Once you know Juan, you know Jamal

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What's the most important part about telling a joke?

Your PUN-unciation

What's the most important part of a vegetable's golf stats?

The handicap.