What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

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What's your cell phone?

iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

What does FTFY even mean?

I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much.

Supply Jokes More Supply Jokes

What did the Asian janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!"

How Many Wal-Mart Workers Does it Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.

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Where is the fire at?

The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)

When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

Watson Jokes More Watson Jokes

What up Holmes?

Watson

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

Sherlock Jokes More Sherlock Jokes

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

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What's a three letter word for Hell?

DMV.

What four letter word has made the biggest impact in the modern world?

Send.

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What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!