What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

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Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

What is white and gold and black and blue?

A blonde in a physically abusive relationship. See you guys in hell.

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What's that hangin' off ye?

The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

What does TTYL mean?

I replied, "Talk to you later". So she responded, "No! Talk to me now! What does it mean "

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What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around?

Holmeless

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

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What did the Mexican detective say in England?

I'm like Sherlock, holmes.

What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around?

Holmeless

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What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

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Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.