Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

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What does Batman use to wash his hair?

Conditioner Gordon.

Which insurance company does Bernie Sanders use?

Progressive.

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What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

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What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

Why is it hard for men to understand women?

Because you have to study abroad to understand them.

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What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?

A: FIRETRUCK.

What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

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Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

What do you call a picture of an electric piano?

Photosynthesis!

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What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news?

Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute ?

My cat would be dead before I got 50