What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

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What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

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How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...

...but you might not get it.

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Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

What kind of bee can never be understood?

A mumble-bee.

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Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?

The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.

Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required

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Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip

What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!