What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

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What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face?

A Gladiator

How do you stop a mexican tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

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What do you call a joke on drugs?

Highlarious

What do you call an octopus that loves jokes?

A knock-knocktopus.

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What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

What's the best part about child molestation jokes?

You don't understand it until you're older!

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What do you call a political conservative woman who is required to always be there?

Amanda Tory

Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

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What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common?

They both hang out at the Space Bar.

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!