What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

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What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

What do you call a guy who can't get a word in edgewise during an argument?

A "moderator", apparently.

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What is the most essential part of any joke?

The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.

Why didn't the blind person laugh at my joke?

Because he didn't see the funny side to it.

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What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

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Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

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Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip