What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

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How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

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Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?

The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

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Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

What do Chinese lumberjacks do?

Chopsticks