What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

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What do you call it when a cat gets angry?

A hissy fit. ba dum tss.

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

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How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10 . It requires tenants to own an apartment.

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

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What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

What do Chinese lumberjacks do?

Chopsticks