Amanda Tory
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss
The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.
Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls
one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.
Just two. It only requires that either the people are very small or the light bulb is very large.
This guy!
Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.
One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.
Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.
In France, one egg is *un oeuf*
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
B/c it's painful and not required
He required that their circuits have no resistance.
Redneck: "Why is it required "
Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.
Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.
10 . It requires tenants to own an apartment.
An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.
This joke will be back someday
Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)
Marco Rubio
Curses, foiled again!"
Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works
Clouds, because once they are gone it's a beautiful day.
Because they never stand up for themselves.
For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".
She wanted to wash up on shore
is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See
He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."
Rover Flows Out Of You.
