What do you call a cross between... a Mafia Don and post-modernism?

An offer you can't understand.

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Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.

What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance ?

A cricket ball !

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There are 10 types of people in this world...

Those who understand binary and those who don't

What would be your main strength?

Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.

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How many online courses are offered by the senior learning center?

None. They're old school.

What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.