What would be your main strength?

Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.

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What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes?

A: None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.

What do you call a kleptomaniac who doesn't understand figurative speech?

Someone who takes everything literally

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How do street urchins communicate with each other?

Gutterskype.

How do industrial robots communicate with humans?

They use a conveyor belt.

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What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

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What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

How about a weakness?

I'm a bad decision maker.