What would be your main strength?

Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.

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How could that have happened ?

I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage !

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

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How did Viking ships communicate?

Norse code.

How do turtles communicate?

With shell phones.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

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What would be your main strength?

Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.