What do you call a kleptomaniac who doesn't understand figurative speech?

Someone who takes everything literally

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There are 10 types of people in this world...

Those who understand binary and those who don't

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Because he was on a higher plane.

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Why don't kleptomaniacs get jokes?

Because they take everything literally.

Why can't you tell jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things, literally.