What do you call a kleptomaniac who doesn't understand figurative speech?

Someone who takes everything literally

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Why an Aunt?

I can understand why an Uncle would be in there.

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

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Why don't kleptomaniacs ever get puns?

The take everything, literally.

Why can't you tell jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things, literally.