How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?

He was de-lighted.

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Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day?

Dino-sore

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Why did the Cephalopod get coal for christmas?

Because he was on the nautilust.

What did the blind, deaf, mute girl get for Christmas??

Cancer.

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How did the toad feel in the morning?

A little bit froggy

How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.