How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why was the kamikaze pilot so depressed?

He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral.

What do you call a person who delivers horribly?

A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why did a man name his legless dog, Cigarette?

Cause he had to take him out for a drag every night.

What fish only swims at night ?

A starfish !

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do dwarves and midgets have in common?

Very little

What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid?

The kid is over 5 feet tall.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What would George Washington be doing if he were alive right now?

Scratchin' the inside of his coffin.

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.