How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

What do you call a sleeping police officer?

An undercover cop.

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Why do blondes like blonde jokes?

It makes them feel popular.

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

What does FUN stand for?

Some nights, I don't know.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What is a short punchy statement?

Boxing Midgets.

Why don't midgets ever get accepted into nudist colonies?

They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What did one coffin say to the other?

Is that you coughin'

Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...