How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem , He sleeps at night.

What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common?

very little

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin