What would George Washington be doing if he were alive right now?

Scratchin' the inside of his coffin.

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin

What would George Washington be doing if he were alive right now?

Scratchin' the inside of his coffin.