What would George Washington be doing if he were alive right now?

Scratchin' the inside of his coffin.

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What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

he kept coffin

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Why was George Washington buried on Mount Vernon?

Because he was dead!

What would George Washington be doing if he were alive right now?

Scratchin' the inside of his coffin.