What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What gives a gorilla good taste?

Four years in an Ivy League school!

How many Toronto Maple Leaf fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.

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What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What do you call an Irish man who lives in your back garden?

Patti O'Furniture

What does an Irish terrorist attack and a gambling addiction have in common?

Dublin down

Backyard Jokes More Backyard Jokes

What do you do when you see your wife stumbling around in the backyard?

Shoot her again.

What does Snoop Dogg keep in his backyard?

His garden hoes.

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What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

paddy o' furniture

What's Irish and sits outside?

Paddy O'furniture