What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

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What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

How do four whores sit on one chair?

They turn it over.

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Why do the Irish have 239 beans in their soup?

If they had one more it would be to farty

Why do the Irish wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

Backyard Jokes More Backyard Jokes

What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

What's black and hanging from a tree in my backyard right now?

A black berry.

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What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture