What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

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Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

What sits in the middle of the world wide web ?

A very very big spider !

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What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

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What will Kayne West's political leaning be if he runs for President?

West wing

Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

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What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

Why did Chandler play the blues as loud as he could?

He wanted to harm monica.

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What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

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What the band's name?

me: looking over desk for ideas Inbox(29)

Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

A: He wanted to work overtime.