That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!
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because he's covering an erection!
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."
Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.
His desk is level
Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*
Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave
Me: Because my bed is at home.
He wanted to work overtime.
I can see your drawers!
Me: Because my desk is too heavy.
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I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?
He didn't like dealing with reservations.
He drops the base!
There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini
Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.
Poepurry
A Chopin Liszt Note: taken from one of those horrible "Joke of the Day" desk calendars. It took almost 12 months to get something clever.
Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better. I'll show myself out. This is a horrible joke.
Because it's easier than running from the law.
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They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?
A gun free zone
a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.
AIDS.
Turnip
