How's Hillary's head?

He answers, "Well, she's no Monica!"

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What does a highlighter say when it answers the phone?

Yello?

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

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Why are the silent majority actually Hillary supporters?

Because they're dead.

What is Hillary's newest election slogan?

Rigged, for her pleasure."

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What did Monica say to Hillary before Election Day?

Don't blow it

Why did Chandler play the blues as loud as he could?

He wanted to harm monica.