What did Monica say to Hillary before Election Day?

Don't blow it

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What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill

What would you do if the world blew up?

Go to Coles new world.

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What happens when Hillary throws relevant questions?

Donald Ducks I'll show myself out

What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

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What do Hillary and Monica have in common?

They both blew it.

How's Hillary's head?

He answers, "Well, she's no Monica!"

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What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

What do goats do on election day?

Voat. co