How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

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Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

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What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

Why do women have babies?

Because it hurts and they deserve it

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How many babies can fit in a blender?

Depends how powerful the blender is

What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce

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How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.