How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

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When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........

Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.

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A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

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A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.