How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

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What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

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Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

What does Snoop Dogg say to his baby?

Kushie kushie koo

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

with a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

Tortilla Chip Jokes More Tortilla Chip Jokes

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket... With a blender How do you get them out again?

With tortilla chips