What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

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What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?

I'm paw !

Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado?

One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What did one window say to the other window?

I'm in pane

Why did your sister jump out the window ?

Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

Air Conditioner Jokes More Air Conditioner Jokes

Why don't the French need air conditioner?

They use 2-in-1 shampoo

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.