What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?

I'm paw !

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Who lost a herd of elephants ?

Big bo peep !

Which is the quickest way to make someone lose?

The game.

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Who won?

One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.

What was Schrodinger's favorite childhood book?

The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss

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What did the poor composer say to his friend?

I am baroque, can you lend me some money?

Why did the brothel run out of money?

Why did the brothel run out of money? Because all of the investors pulled out.

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What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!