Who lost a herd of elephants ?

Big bo peep !

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did Rembrandt lose his house?

Because he was *Baroque*.

What do tornadoes and redneck divorces have in common?

Either way, someone is going to end up losing a trailer.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you do with old cannon balls ?

Give them to elephants to use as marbles !

What do you call an elephant with a poor memory?

A bold and innovative departure from the hackneyed stereotypes that all too often dominate the joke-telling industry.

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.