Where did vampires go to first in America?

New-fang-land.

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America Jokes More America Jokes

What the hell are you doing?

America: Getting rid of u

Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

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What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?

He cut all his fingers off !

How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month