Where did vampires go to first in America?

New-fang-land.

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What do Mexicans say on their first day in America?

Jose can you see, by the dawn's early light...

Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

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What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.