Where did vampires go to first in America?

New-fang-land.

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What the hell are you doing?

America: Getting rid of u

What was the anti-aging makeup company's slogan?

Make America 8 again

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What do you call a vampire who owns a restaurant?

Count Spatula

What would Abraham Lincoln say if he found out there was a movie about him slaying vampires?

What's a movie?