What do Mexicans say on their first day in America?

Jose can you see, by the dawn's early light...

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Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

the media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.

What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days

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What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

What do you call Mexican stoners?

Baked beans

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How did horses get to America in the 1700's?

On the Hayflower!

What's the difference between a star and America?

The star has a bright future.

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How can the National Anthem be racist if?

The first words are, " Jose can you see "

What did the Mexican fire chief call his two sons?

jose and josB (Hose A &amp Hose B)