How did horses get to America in the 1700's?

On the Hayflower!

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Why the long face ?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.

What did the horse say when he fell down?

I've fallen and I can't giddyup.

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What was the anti-aging makeup company's slogan?

Make America 8 again

What do you call someone who can't find a job?

A Psych major. (Pls list your own response - if you're awake and in America at this time, you should have a pretty good one). Thanks.