What did the horse say when he fell down?

I've fallen and I can't giddyup.

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What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!"

Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) ...not Sarah.

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Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.

What did the horse say to the one-legged jockey?

How're ye gettin' on