What did the horse say when he fell down?

I've fallen and I can't giddyup.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.

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What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.