What did the horse say when he fell down?

I've fallen and I can't giddyup.

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Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

Oh sheeeeeettttt!

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Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

What did the horse say when he fell down?

I've fallen and I can't giddyup.